Dungeons and Dweebs Podcast

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Episode 45 - Jedi Search Part 2

April 23rd, 2020

Like a good Force Ghost when the hero needs help, the D&Dweebs boys are finally back from the great beyond! Join Bob, Klab, Luke, and Neal as we touch nubs, gamble, and desperately try to form a coherent thought from our individual quarantine bunkers! Finally, it's time kick our X-wings into high gear, set s-foils into attack position, and finish Star Wars: Jedi Search!

QuarenTavern Talk

April 14th, 2020

Hey! We're still here! Come jump in and hear what we're been up to. Normal episodes to resume soon!!

Deeper Delves - Star Wars Tales: Momaw Nadon/Wuher

January 20th, 2020

"The Mos Eisley Spaceport...you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum, and villainy....we must be cautious."

Fast, healthy, fresh Rodian juice can be yours in just seconds with the "Original Wuher Power Juicer". This commercial quality unit has special, patented juice extraction technology which extracts up to 30-Percent more juice from sentients than other juicers. The 1,138 RPM motor packs a punch, but operates quietly-so you can run it in the basement of your local establishment without bothering the patrons. Extra-large feeder chute ensures easy juicing of a wide variety of the galaxy's species, and dishwasher safe parts make cleaning a breeze.

On this Deeper Delve we begin with author Dave Wolverton's tale of the Hammerhead: Momaw Nadon. What would the Burning Man festival look like on Tatooine? We'll slip on our "drug rugs" and follow this intergalactic tree hugger as he learns the true meaning of the "Law of Life".

But our twisted tales won't end there. David Bischoff regales us with what is probably one of the weirdest tales in all of the Star Wars Legends. What does Jeffery Dahmer have in common with our favorite Tatooine bartender? Give a listen and find out!

Deeper Delves - Star Wars Tales: Tonnika Sisters/Muftak and Kabe

January 3rd, 2020

"The Mos Eisley Spaceport...you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum, and villainy....we must be cautious."

Once again, we light a cigarillo of Tabac, pour a tall one of Gamorrean Hooch, and settle back to discuss two more tales from the Mos Eisley Cantina.

On this Deeper Delve we begin with legendary author Timothy Zahn's tale of the Tonnika Sisters: Brea and Senni....only it turns out it's really Shada and Karoly! Confused.....just wait. What's a Hammertong? If you think it's something you use for barbecuing, well your close.....it is used for barbecuing a planet.

We then go on an adventure with the thieving hi jinx of Tatooine's bumbling duo Muftak and Kabe. The Clone Wars may have said Muftak's species lived on a snow planet, but in this story, it's all cocoon's and tropics under an azure sky. But will you get you fill of Juri juice from this story, or will it leave you hanging like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible?

Deeper Delves - Star Wars Tales: The Modal Nodes/Greedo

December 29th, 2019

"The Mos Eisley Spaceport...you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum, and villainy....we must be cautious."

"In a far off corner of the universe, on the small desert planet of Tatooine, there is a dark, nic-i-tain-filled cantina where you can down your favorite intoxicant while listening to the best jizz riffs in the universe."

Don't worry....you have the Dweeber crew at your side, and that means free drinks for all....even from a tight fisted barkeep like Wuher.

On this Deeper Delve we begin our foray into the every dark and dingy recess of the famous Mos Eisley Cantina, as we review the stories in 1995's Tales From the Mos Eisley Cantina" edited by Kevin J Anderson. We'll start with two of the more well known of the Cantina's patrons: Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes, and Greedo! So grab a mug of Juri Juice and give a listen......the desert winds of Tatooine are hot, but the smooth sounds of Figrin D'an's Jizz will keep you feelin' cool!

Episode 44 - Jedi Search Part 1

December 22nd, 2019

While Santa may be getting ready to jump in the sleigh and deliver toys to all the good girls and boys, the Dungeons and Dweebs crew is boarding a Lambda class shuttle with Moruth Doole and delivering a stash of glitterstim spice to all the paranoid freeloaders of a galaxy far far away. With "Rise of Skywalker" on the big screen, "The Mandalorian" on the small screen, and a new video game in the console......... why not jump back 25 years and talk about a book that has now become Legendary?!

Join us as we review Jedi Search by Kevin J Anderson. If blob races, force paddling, and sun crushers don't get you excited, then how about the force ghosts of dead Sith Masters? It's like "A Christmas Carol" only with not nearly as many profound life lessons. Although, I'm sure there's some sort of morality tale buried somewhere between pill popping, amorous amphibians and toddler juggling Jedi....

Bob, Luke, Klab, and Neal are here to lend a little unnecessary commentary on a long forgotten chapter in the Star Wars universe. Happy Holidays from Dungeons and Dweebs!

Episode 43 - Dragonlance: Dragons of Summer Flame Part 2

November 18th, 2019

Watch out, kids!  Grandpa Chaos is loose, and he's angrier than a fire dragon trying to blow out birthday candles!  The D & Dweebs crew is here to join the fight against Chaos with...well, our own chaos!  Warning: This Episode is All and Nothing at the same time!  Strap on your best light or dark armour, cinch up your robes of many colors, and join Bob, Luke, Klab, and Paul as we hurl ourselves head first into the abyss in order to try to save Krynn from being wiped out of existence by Grandpappy's temper tantrum at not being able to understand kids these days!  Hold on for the wild dragon ride that is Dragons of Summer Flame Part 2!

BONUS - Halloween Spooktacular 3!

October 31st, 2019

Happy Halloween Dweebers!!!

Here’s a special treat in you plastic pumpkin bucket!

In this episode we review 3 classic tales of horror:

The Graveyard Shift by Stephen King

The Moon of Skulls by Robert E. Howard

The Dunwich Horror by H.P. Lovecraft

 

The music used in this episode can be found at the links bellow.

 

The Rats in the Walls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDp7PgZWwyQ

 

Solomon Kane - Cloak and Dagger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6Kgj3gl7GU

 

Slumber Azathoth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO2zrkD8F2Q&t=71s&disable_polymer=true

 

Dark Cello - Haunted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCoNKPVmi8w

Episode 42 - Dragonlance: Dragons of Summer Flame Part 1

October 29th, 2019

What happens when Chaos is unleashed on the world?  Evidently, it takes a few extra weeks to produce the next episode of your nerdcast!  Yet like, the fabled Smith of the Aero, the D & Dweebs Boys are "Back in the Saddle Again!"  Join Bob, Luke, Klab, and Paul as we hop on our dragons of many colors to drink some ale, fong a few haters, discourse about cousin-lovin', argue about the minutiae of ransoming a person, and check in with all the crew of Krynn: The Next Generation as they prepare to take on Himself, the Father of All and of None!  Strap on your swords and grab your staffs for Dragons of Summer Flame...Part 1!

Episode 41 - Dragonlance: The Second Generation Part 2

September 23rd, 2019

By Reorx's Beard, how are the D & Dweebs Boys going to get themselves out of this one? Join Bob, Luke, Klab, and Paul as they get Shanghaied by the old drunk at the end of the bar, peep at a couple lovers in a cave, try to figure out Elven politics and family values with a shirtless elder on the back of a griffin in Dragonlance: The Second Generation...Part 2!

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